December 23th - Jokes vocabulary

1- walk into = come in

* Anselmo walked into that toy store because he needed to buy a birthday present for her daughter Lorena.

* I invited her to come in but she was afraid of me and didn't walk into my house.

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2- kick something out - kick somebody out

* I had a crush on her but when she knew it she kicked me out. I mean , she told me she already had a boyfriend and loved him very much.

* Even though Souza is a good soccer player , he is kicking many balls out . I think Corinthians is going to kick him out too.

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3- magician - magic

* I don't think he was a good magician. I could discover all his tricks. I don't believe in magics anyway.

* My friend works as a magician. He knows many different magics. He is really good on it.

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4- alley

* My house is not in an alley but street.

* I saw your brother walking down an alley. They say it's a very dangerous alley cos' there are many drugdealers there. You better know what's going on.

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5- priest - priesthood

* A catholic priest was accused of having abused children .

* The melkisedeque priesthood is the authority given by God to just men.

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6- rabbi

* Henry Sobel is that famous rabbi that stole a tie in São Paulo. He said he didn't mean to do that.

* According to the rabbi , Jesus Christ is coming first time and the world will crucify him. The problem with his point of view is that he doesn't read the bible but the alcoran.

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7- nun

* Catholic church has wonderful nuns that decided to be christ' brides.

* I think she became a nun because nobody wanted to date her. She is too ugly!

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8- martinous

* In Brazil there are many martinous that learned to build houses by themselves.

* A martinous is a worker that builds house, a martiny is a strong drink that destroys families.

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9- blind - seeing eye dog

* If I were blind , I certainly would buy a seeing eye dog.

* A blind dog will never be a seeing eye dog .

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10- go on - continue

* I need to go on because I believe I am able.

* Anselmo said : " my love for her will go on forever."

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11- for a while - during certain period of time

* I will be here for a while and after I go home.

* She talked about her life for a while, so she went away.

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12- lift something up - to put something up

* I lifted my head up to see who was on my house.

* Lift your hand up if you believe that Corinthians will get the Libertadores Santander Cup.

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13- swing somebody/something - agitate somebody /something

* She swang her body while dancing Lambada.

* I think that Richarlison swings his new hair like a woman.

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14- tail -

* When Anselmo was a boy he , as well as his brothers ,used to put small bombs on cats tail just for fun.

* My dog likes to swing around its tail to show me it is smart.

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15- brewery - beer factory

* I don't drink alcohol, for this reason I don't have a favorite brewery.

* Kaiser and Brahma are from the same brewery.

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16- go out for something - to go out for a special reason

* After study Anselmo and I went out for a snack.

* What about we go out for walk after the meal?

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17- bottle -

* I drink two bottles of water during sunny days.

* how can a simple man drink so many bottles of beer?

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18- set up a drink - prepare a drink

* Anselmo's wife knows how to set up delicious fruit vitamins.

* Even though Anselmo doesn't like banana vitamin , he drank one set up by his wife.

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